At Super Bowl parties around the nation and the world, people will bust out cigars, but only the coolest of the cool will pull out a cigar with a Maduro football rolled into it, sporting spiral patterns as sleek as a football spinning through the air to the end zone to crush the hopes and dreams of an entire city while another is forever raised into glory.

This is the La Flor Dominicana Special Football Edition 2020 cigar. Tremble, mortals, for it has arrived.

Since 2015, LFD has created football cigars to serve as the ultimate Super Bowl party accessory. These special, limited-edition sticks aren't available just anywhere, though. You have to be a La Flor Dominicana retailer in the host state of the Super Bowl.

You know, like us!

That's because this year, on February 2, 2020, the San Francisco 49ers will take on the Kansas City Chiefs at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida: and sunny Florida is where we call home.

The cigar itself measures 6 1/2 X 58, and is in a classic Parejo shape. The main wrapper leaf is Ecuador Habano tobacco, while the interior is Dominican binder and filler. But wait, what's that on the wrapper? Is that Ecuador Habano Maduro tobacco in the shape of a football. Hot damn this thing is awesome!

If you're feeling generous, you can grab a box of 10. If not, that sweet, sweet smoke is all yours (as well as anyone nearby's). You'll get medium to medium-plus body, along with cedar, rich cocoa, some cinnamon, and a definite coffee note. It's a fine accompaniment to beer and overeating on seven different kinds of grease bomb.

And so, in closing, we wonder if Mahomes and Co. get it done on the world's biggest football stage? We wonder if the rock solid 49ers defense can shut down their final opponent of the year? These are important questions, of course, but the one that really matters is:

Will you be forced to run outside into the freezing cold at halftime to enjoy this cigar?

Only you know the answer to that. Grab yourself a La Flor Dominicana Special Football Edition 2020 cigar before someone else intercepts, and we'll see you on Gameday.