Us cigar smokers are outside a lot – why not grab a hat?There’s also a ton of bald dudes out there smoking cigars, and that sun can...
Us cigar smokers are outside a lot – why not grab a hat?
There’s also a ton of bald dudes out there smoking cigars, and that sun can be brutal on that glorious dome. Save a few hundred dollars on sunscreen with one of our cigar hats!
Now, you might be wondering what makes a hat a “cigar hat?” Well, there can be a number of things. The first is that it has a cigar company on it. For many of us, it’s not enough to have our favorite brands stowed away somewhere – we like to have them on our clothes too – thus the need for a branded cigar hat. It’s great to have Fuentes in your humidor, but if they’re only in there, no one knows that you’ve got really good taste in cigars. They don’t know that you’re a discriminating cigar smoker with a hefty store of the world’s finest cigars at your fingertips. Wouldn’t that be tragic? If you’re a real smoke hound and you’ve got your own personal hoard of award-winning Cigar of the Year stogies, everyone has to know that.
Then again, you’re only going to attract moochers, so proceed with caution.
There are other kinds of cigar hats, too. If you’re looking to the controversial discontinued Cigar Ashtray HatTM, we’re sorry to inform you that we are no longer allowed by law to carry those. While it was a fun idea to have people carrying their own ashtrays on their heads, there were risks and dangers that no one could possibly have forseen. Those cigar hats caused far too many burned scalps, started far too many fires on shirts, and generally led to the kind of mayhem that the cigar community just doesn’t want to attract.
We’ll leave that to the tequila lovers.
Also, wearers inevitably would dump the whole Cigar Ashtray HatTM on the ground the first time they decided to look down at their phone. As we said, it was a complicated, problematic product and we just can’t carry it anymore. If anyone can come up with a new cigar hat design that SAFELY incorporates an ashtray, we’re all ears (except for Earl, who lost ”Righty” after accidentally stubbing out a presidente in his own head hole. Don’t be sad: he couldn’t hear that well out of Righty anyhow).
Our cigar hats come in a few styles as of this writing, with most inventory being made in the ever-popular baseball cap style. You can probably also find a “driver cap” or “scally cap” if you take a look in our product list as well for that old school Ireland-to-Boston look. Whatever style you pick, it’s good to have a dedicated cigar-smoking hat so that you’re free to get one as smoky as you like and keep the others fresh for situations where that glorious cigar aroma isn’t appropriate.
Cover up those heads, folks. It gets cold out there when you’re smoking your way through the winter with nothing but a porch screen to protect you from the elements!
Please browse our selection of cigar hats at your leisure.