We’re throwing you the football cigar to end all football cigars, this time. Get your hands ready!
Every year, La Flor Dominicana celebrates the Super Bowl with a kickass football cigar
. This one is their finest yet. The Ecuador Habano wrapper features a football-shaped piece of Ecuador Habano Maduro right in the stick! There’s also a cool spiral pattern at the foot for when you toss these out to your buddies (if any are worthy of a smoke-like this).
Keep in mind that this cigar isn’t just available anywhere. LFD only offers them to retailers in the home state that’s hosting the Super Bowl. This year’s February 2nd showdown between the Niners and Chiefs is happening in Miami Gardens, Florida – right in our backyard! So we’ve got boxes of these ready to rock.
Orders from fans in Kansas City and San Francisco get special Super Bowl shipping, which is just like normal shipping, but we yell football stuff into the box before we close it like:
GET RID OF THE BALL! GET RID OF THE BALL!
RUN YOU F***!
YOU GET 9 MILLION A YEAR – MOVE YOUR ASS ONE TIME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
And our all-time favorite:
YOU’VE GOT TO BE S***TING ME! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY LEAVE HIM OPEN!?! HIM!?! OF ALL PEOPLE?!? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!? …
I can’t believe it happened again…
I really thought this was the year…
How could I be so NAIVE?! …
Honey, get my shotgun, the one with the skinny barrel that fits easily into my mouth. Yes, that one. Thank you, dear.
And stuff like that that people say on game day.
Anyhow, what were we talking about? Ah, yes. Cigars.
So the LFD 2020 Special Football Edition
has a nice Dominican blend inside and puts out a good quantity of smoke, which is sure to be a crowd-pleaser in a packed living room with people huddled around a TV and coffee table stuffed with appetizers. Strength is full, and the body isn’t far behind at medium to medium-plus. Flavors are super tasty and include cedar, rich cocoa, cinnamon, and a healthy coffee note.
The cigar itself measures 6 1/2 X 58 and is in a classic Parejo shape. Maybe next year it will be shaped like a football?
Grab a box of ten, kick back, and watch the greatest show on turf. It’s time to get drunk, eat way too much, and put out more smoke than a coal roller leaving the gas station on full.
Thanks, La Flor Dominicana
– it wouldn’t be a Super Bowl smoke without you!
What are the flavors like?
Cedar, rich cocoa, cinnamon, coffee
What’s the strength level?
Who is this cigar for?
People who want to be able to clear out an annoying Super Bowl party at will.
Will I want to smoke it to the nub?
It depends on what happens during the game. If you’re on the edge of your seat, you might forget all about it. If the game is dull, this could be the highlight of the day.
What’s a good pairing with it?
Beer, wings, nachos, dip, yelling
What’s the best time/place to smoke this cigar?
On friggin’ Super Bowl Sunday! Bonus points if you can do it indoors.
If your team is playing, you may smash this thing in a fit of rage.
Get Your 2020 La Flor Dominicana Football Edition Cigars today while they are still in stock!