A “cigar towel” is an ancient device for drying the body of a cigar smoker after showering, bathing, swimming, or taking a ritualistic dip into a fermentation tank at a local microbrewery that’s going out of business.
We have a fine selection of said towels, so that when you lay out on the beach, people will know before you even light up what they’re in for if they camp too close to you. Then again, you already lit up before you even got out to that windy mofo, didn’t you?