Having a kid is a magical experience and a classic time to smoke a cigar. But if you and the men of your family dare to fire up a half dozen stogies in a maternity ward, pissed off nurses will definitely kick your ass out of there. So you’re probably going to have to take it outside and a legally-mandated number of yards from any entrance.
Once you’re there, though, it’s time to celebrate!
There in the hedges at the edge of the parking lot, you can bust out Rocky Patel’s It’s a Boy cigars or It’s a Girl cigars, depending on what fell out of your wife. These are nice and mild, built to suit the palates of everyone, including those who don’t normally smoke. They’ve got Connecticut shade wrappers and a relaxing Nicaraguan filler blend. The flavors are mellow tobacco and creamy coffee – perfect for sharing with pretty much anyone.
As you puff away, think about all the wonderful ways your life is about to change:
You’ll be woken up at all hours of the night. Your sex life will die (hopefully just temporarily). Nights out will no longer be a thing. Days out will no longer be a thing. Your hobbies and friendships will end. Your entire life will revolve around your little screamer. It will push your relationship to the brink.
But at the end of the day, your little one will look at you with a smile and you’ll think: it’s all worth it. It won’t be, but you’ll think it for at least a solid five seconds.
Enjoy and good luck – it gets way better as you go.
Please browse our selection of Rocky Patel It’s a Boy and It’s a Girl cigars at your leisure.
