Day trading is a fast way to make a fortune, but it shines when it’s time to reveal its true power: losing a fortune.
For the brass-balled psychos who try to predict the market and give themselves gastric ulcers chasing that sweet, sweet “easy money,” we have a blend for you: H Upmann The Banker Daytrader. When you’re not sending in orders that drive the outcry teams at the NYSE into a swarm of activity like a hive of coked-out hornets, you can puff on this blend and contemplate why it is that one man can earn a million in a day while another is forced to focus on selling his Miata to make the next margin call.
Not you, of course. Never you.
Wait until after the market closes, then roll up that candlestick chart and set it on fire. After that, use it to light your Daytrader. You can’t get a table at Dorsia, but you can sit at your patio table and make orders to your wife. She will, of course, not be listening. She’s headed out for another tennis lesson with Francesco (“He’s just a friend!”). Since when did tennis coaches teach in the evenings?
Anyway, let’s talk about this gorgeous blend from H Upmann.
Look at that subtle copper-brown coloring. The tasteful thickness of the tobacco. It even has a trademarked logo on the band.
Yep. It’s a truly fine stogie.
Like the original The Banker blend, this one is made with a Nicaraguan binder and a mix of Dominican and Nicaraguan long-filler tobacco. But, instead of an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper, this one has an Ecuadorian Sumatra cover leaf. More exotic. More flavorful. Perhaps even a bit punchier. You’ll taste earth, cedar, and, yes, creamy nuts.
H Upmann The Banker Daytrader cigars are blended by the esteemed Grupo De Maestros of Tabacalera de Garcia in the Dominican Republic. Unlike the method-out chimpanzee that put together your latest experimental trading strategy, these guys know what they’re doing, and they do it quite well.
The blend line pays homage to Herman Upmann’s original secret stash cigar he gave out to VIPs. We’re still calling out his name today and enjoying a brand he kicked off over a century and a half ago. Will your empire last as long? Well, you’ll have to build one first. Back to the terminal, you go.
And remember: gamblers may be considered degenerates, but everyone knows traders are sophisticated financial professionals.
Please browse our selection of H Upmann The Banker Daytrader cigars at your leisure.
H Upmann The Banker Daytrader cigars are for those guys who sit in front of screens and hope that the end result of their activities will not require rope and a sturdy beam in the basement rafters.
