We’re just getting Clint Eastwood out of the way because if we didn’t put one of his scenes first, you’d spend the whole list wondering when we were going to get to it. In this scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
, we see Blondie share a smoke with a dying soldier - the ultimate bro move. It’s also where he gets his trademark poncho, making this an origin moment for a character at the heart not only of this movie but of westerns as a genre.
This classic moment from American cinema doesn’t just feature a person smoking a cigar, the cigar is part
of the scene. It deepens our understanding of the main character, showing his sympathetic side. We can also see cigar smoke floating away much like a man’s spirit might as he passes.
Heavy stuff, with a cigar right in between the living and the dead.
See Tony Montana, finally at the top, sitting in the tub. Only it’s not a normal tub. It’s not even within the normal confines of zoning law! He’s in a giant sunken bath the size of a small pool in his bedroom. He’s kicking back, he’s got the champagne on ice, and he’s watching the news with his security monitors nearby. And while he and his lady (a young, bra-less (!) Michelle Pfeiffer) bicker back and forth, there’s his cigar, waving back and forth.
It’s inescapable – a cigar is one of the clear trappings of wealth. It’s a standard accessory for bosses and those who’ve made it. It fits right in, only a few inches from the Rolex (or other outrageously expensive watches) and the cuff of the bespoke suit. Or from the bubbles of your bubble bath, depending on how you roll.
What do we want? The world
, chico… and everything in it.
Or at least a really good cigar to smoke
Arnie’s coming in twice on this list. The dude loves cigars in real life (here’s an eight-plus minute montage of him smoking
) and plenty of his characters smoke them as well. In this scene from Last Action Hero,
we see the Governator with his teeth clamped down on a cigar as he delivers a classic cheesy line, “You killed my father… big
mistake,” and then throws an enemy out the window to a ridiculous sound effect.
There’s room for disagreement, but for this writer, Arnold Schwarzenegger is always welcome on my TV screen.
The movie begins with ominous music. A helicopter lands by the water. Serious men, operators maybe, begin piling out. They leave one behind. He’s reclined, with a big cigar in his mouth. He lights up and takes a few puffs. He tosses a bag out and jumps down.
Apparently, this is as good a time as any to chill out, never mind the fact that crazy shit is about to go down. You could describe the character development here, but knowing action movies, we might guess that someone simply saw an opportunity for a badass character intro and went with it.
Hellboy loves his smokes. In this scene, he tries to light one up with a Zippo, but in a heartwarming moment of Hollywood accuracy, he’s stopped! Instead, a wise old man tells him to use a wooden match instead to preserve the flavor.
Nice one, Hellboy
We had to have a Bond clip on here. This one’s in French – sorry to all who don’t parle francais
. As a consolation, this one’s in a Cuban cigar factory, complete with a lector
reading from a newspaper to the torcedores
. Bond (played by Pierce Brosnan) says he’s looking for some “delectados
,” which were sold in the real world at one point after the movie was released. It’s unclear what their status is today.
Anyone got one?
In this scene, an American General is offered a Cuban cigar (Bolivar, Bellicoso), but replies that he has a Cuban cigar of his own. The offeror skeptically replies, “Miami, my friend, is not Cuba.”
Look - lighting a cigar, even with a torch lighter meant just for that sole purpose,
can sometimes be a little tricky. But in THIS scene, we see Wolverine chomp off the end of a cigar, set off an explosion that takes out over a dozen guys, and then jump down to head off to his next objective. And if you’re wondering, at that moment, “Why did he get out a cigar?” you’ll notice that he got it lit off the explosion.
Ok action movies, whatever you say.
So - there you have it! Cigars are clearly leveraged to add badassness to characters, and occasionally depth.
What are some of your favorite cigar moments in entertainment?